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Doc Martens: The best alternative to high heels.
Alfa Romeo: The most beautiful things are always high maintenance.
Hello Fresh: Guilt free food delivery.
Bran Flakes: Regularity is the key to success.
Financial Times: FT readers don’t want you reading the FT.
Boohoo.com: Live a life worth photographing.
Nikon: Trusted by paparazzi.
Arla Protein: A pensioner’s best defence against death.
B&Q: The quickest way up the property ladder.
B&Q: Because you need that security deposit back.
Selfridges: If you can’t afford the clothes, come for the food.
Santander Bikes: Kick your caffeine habit.
JD Sports: Travel comfortably.
Just for Men: Be taken seriously.
Aviva Pensions: Don’t have a pension? That’s Elder abuse.
Pukka Tea: The best thing since water.